Pim's (tarred & feathered) Blog
     For months I have enjoyed playing with one of those things people seem to keep on the back of their chairs - a cushion thing.  It is great fun to pinch it and run up and down the hall being chased by people shouting "Drop it!  You bl__dy thief!"  ??.Good game for me.
     Thought I'd found an even better game today.  The cushion thing has a zippy thing in it, which I've tried undoing for weeks.  This morning I managed to get it open and found another cloth bag inside.  To my great joy the bag had a very small hole in it, and guys, what do you think was inside that!???   FEATHERS!  You know what that means CHICKEN WINGS!
     I emptied the bag, searched it inside and out but there were no wings with the feathers..  How disappointed was I?  Not quite as disappointed as I was when the Dragon found me with feathers still stuck to my snout amid the mess.  I knew she was cross so I legged it down the hall to the kitchen trailing my feathers behind me.  I've never seen her so angry - she was literally spitting feathers!                                               XX Pim
     I suppose its bread & water for a few days unless I can talk her round.