Went ballistic, hit the roof, gone ape, blew a fuse ? Yea the dragon did all of these when she came down stairs this morning and saw the remains of our midnight feast on the kitchen floor. ?But it was her fault for not double locking the fridge.? It might have been my fault for breaking a pyrex lid, leaving a few teeth marks on the trays and pulling out all the shelves, but I did lick them all so clean that you could have eaten your dinner off them ? in fact I did!
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???? I knew I had to do something drastic or there would be no chicken wings.? How could I be helpful and get back into her good books?? Got it! ?I know, put away the clean laundry she?d left in the basket, that should do the trick, she is always moaning nobody helps her in the house.? No success there,? I guess she didn?t want the clean bedclothes spread over the lounge floor with muddy paw prints all over them.? Chicken wings were looking more and more remote.
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???? Finally the best idea I?ve ever had.? When she came back from the supermarket, I?d help her unload the shopping ? she?s always complaining that nobody helps her do that.? I took charge of the toilet rolls!? Do you ever have one of those days that just seems to go from bad to worse?? She assures me I?ll never make the grade as an Andrex Dog, not even a Dulux Dog?. But I could very well be a Durex Dog because I?m such a little?. It sounded like ?spanker?, but I?m fairly sure the actual word she used began with a ?W?.
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???? There were no chicken wings today, but I did manage to get on her knee before bed and she didn?t growl very much.? However the fridge is barricaded tonight, and I did see some chicken wings go into it.? If I could just?????..
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